Yo Ho Ho, and a bottle of glue

As you may know, I really like old toys. A lot of the models I build are either exact re-releases of 50+ year old kits, or new ones that are inspired by them.   Tamiya constantly creates fresh models (with much higher detail and more accurate scale), while simultaneously continuing to offer ones that were first tooled in 1974. And Aurora (who ceased operation decades ago), still sees re-releases of their classic favorites under new brands. The line-ups are also frequently augmented with new, but related subjects, sometimes referred to as ‘what if’ kits; ‘What if Aurora had continued their Universal Movie Monster series?’

I have several of these on my shelf, waiting patiently. And several others in various stages of near completion; two things that scale model builders are notorious for doing – collecting kits they hope to someday build, and starting new projects while others remain half-done. The saga continues. As an example, a little over a year ago I started a figure kit of Blackbeard (the pirate captain). He is currently marooned on just such an island.

I hate you, Toph.

But I found a deal on a model I clearly remember from the early 1970s. I never personally owned it, but a neighbor across the street had the whole series of them, and I always thought they were cool.

Like the gunfighters of the old west, pirates have a certain mystique.

To quote Bernard Williams,

The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest,

but he will brag a little if he discovers that

his great-grandfather was a Pirate.”

The original 1972 Pirates of the Caribbean

MPC produced a series of models based on the Disney theme park ride Pirates of the Caribbean. The initial release was 5 kits in 1972, with 2 more added later, for a total of 7. Those originals can easily be found online, if you’re willing to dip into your treasure chest to the tune of over a hundred doubloons each, and that’s for one of the cheaper ones!

New, with minimal improvements

My Round2Models re-release (under the ‘Jolly Roger Series’ moniker) was just under $30.

I suspect the lower price-point is a result of the missing Disney branding. In fact, the actual kits have been renamed. “Freed in the Nick of Time” was the original title. My reissue is “Escape the Tentacles of Fate.” The scene is the same, but the name and box art are slightly different. I was really more interested in the contents than I was the box, so it’s a non-issue for me.

They all feature a simple rubber band mechanism to make the assembled pirate skeleton characters move. It’s a cheesy, cool gimmick that simulates the ride’s animatronic pirates, and sails the fine line between model kit and plastic toy – bringing out what I think is the best of both worlds. The kit is molded in glow in the dark plastic, giving the builder the option for unpainted glow finish, or a more colorful, ‘realistic’ look. (At least as realistic as animated ghost pirates can be.)

It is this dichotomy of realism and whimsy that I intend to exploit. I’m making the scene dank and gloomy, with a sense of mold and decay, while leaving the skeleton bones unpainted and glowing. A thin dark wash on the assembled and painted pirates should help define the textures, while allowing the eerie glow feature to come shining through.

A personal goal this year is completing projects. I’m already seeing some of that effort pay off in home repairs and landscaping jobs. In the very near future, I intend to have both the animated ghosts and the Blackbeard kit completed. Then perhaps, a grand reveal.

Shiver me timbers!

-Toph

“On Belay?”

On this day in 1908, legendary mountaineer and wilderness outdoor education pioneer Paul Petzoldt was born in Creston, Iowa. He developed several specialized climbing practices that are now considered standard. Examples include the ‘call and reply’ voice commands that are practiced all over the world (note the title of this article). And the ‘Sliding Middleman’ is a climbing practice that allows larger expedition teams to more safely traverse snow and ice fields.

Petzoldt, late 1920s

In 1930, he formed Exum Mountain Guides (later known as Exum School of American Mountaineering), and in 1934, Paul led the first single-day double traverse of the Matterhorn (on the Swiss/Italian border). He was also a member of the First American Karakoram Expedition (also known as K2) in 1938.

 

10th Mountain Division

By World War 2, most of the major combatants had specialized mountaineer units. The Americans were lagging behind in mountain warfare expertise, so in 1943, the US Army developed the elite 10th Mountain Division. Paul entered the unit as a sergeant (at age 36) bringing years of hard-earned mountaineering and survival skills. He was then deployed with the unit on the Italian Front in 1944.

 

He was Colorado Outward Bound’s first Chief Climbing Instructor in 1963. In 1965, Petzoldt founded NOLS (National Outdoor Leadership School). His work in adventure education raised the training bar to new heights (yes, that was intentional). In the mid 1970s he (along with Dr. Frank Lupton, Robert Christie and Charles Gregory) formed the Wilderness Education Association.

I am very fortunate to have met Paul on 2 different occasions. He spoke as a guest lecturer in several of my classes in the Recreation and Park Administration department at Western Illinois University. The anecdotes were filled with wisdom and wit that will stay with me forever. I also got to buy him breakfast at my residence hall cafeteria in 1988. As a 1987 graduate of the Environmental Conservation and Outdoor Education Expedition (ECOEE), I was certified as an Outdoor Leader in Paul’s curriculum. I have read and re-read his New Wilderness Handbook and Teton Trails many times over.

In 1994, several prominent mountaineers organized a Grand Teton climb in honor of the 70th anniversary of Paul’s first ascent. Just short of the summit, inclement weather began to roll in. Paul then announced that being 86 years old, and nearly blind, he ought to exercise some of that judgment he’d been teaching all these years, and turn around now. As they say, “There are old mountaineers, and there are bold mountaineers. But there are no old, bold mountaineers.”

The INSIIDE cover of my copy of Teton Trails

Paul died on October 16, 1999 at the age of 91, leaving a legacy that continues to shape the experiences of climbers, adventurers, and experiential educators alike.

“On belay?” “Belay on, Paul!”

-Toph