Hall Pass

I was listening to the radio while running errands this morning and heard a DJ talking about the Guess Who being left out of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, yet again.  It leaves me scratching my head, trying to Guess WHY. (Dumb dad joke? I accept that.)

I like the idea of a hall of fame. People get to debate and agree on inductees. Who’s the top quarterback ever? Tom Brady gets the most support. Older football fans sometimes side with players from days past – Joe Montana, Terry Bradshaw, or Johnny Unitas get tossed about – often citing that the game was different then. An excellent point. Even Joe Montana himself weighed in. In a 2023 interview for Men’s Health magazine, he identified Dan Marino as better than either himself or Brady. He differentiates between “greatest” and “best”; the first being focused on success and team results, and the other on individual talent. An interesting point. But I’m going off topic.

 

Will the real G.O.A.T. please stand up?

 

Thank you.

 

 

 

 

 

I did some research on what different organizations use to identify excellence.

The Pro Football Hall of Fame’s mission statement:

Honor the heroes of the game, preserve its history, promote its values, and celebrate excellence everywhere.”

Seems pretty straight forward, right?

How about other sports? From the National Baseball Hall of Fame:

Baseball connects us: Generation to generation, fan to fan and rival to rival. Experience its history and live its story.”

OK. Got it. And here’s NASCAR’s take:

The goal of the facility is to honor NASCAR icons and create an enduring tribute to the drivers, crew members, team owners, and others that have impacted the sport in the past, present and future.”

Again, those make sense to me. There’s even a U.S. Astronauts Hall of Fame:

“Envisioned as a place where American astronauts are remembered and honored, visitors can learn about the lives of space heroes through compelling displays.”

Wow – I truly understand why it exists. How about Country Music?

The Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum collects, preserves, and interprets the evolving history and traditions of country music.” 

Yep. Nailed it!

And how about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s mission statement?

BORN FROM THE COLLISION OF RHYTHM & BLUES, COUNTRY, AND GOSPEL, ROCK & ROLL IS A SPIRIT THAT IS INCLUSIVE AND EVER-CHANGING. THE ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME CELEBRATES THE SOUND OF YOUTH CULTURE AND HONORS THE ARTISTS WHOSE MUSIC CONNECTS US ALL.”

Now, that one seems odd. I mean, they are ALL different, but that one in particular sets itself apart. It mentions Rock and Roll – twice. But it starts by focusing on the origins of the genre; “the collision of rhythm and blues, country, and gospel,” then hints at a platform for something from the human resources department, “a spirit that is inclusive and ever-changing.” Hmm. Then it ends with (as Monty Python would say,) something completely different – the “sound of youth culture.” This was supposed to be a music hall of fame. Right?

As I’m reading this, I’m suspecting that this statement may have been written more recently, as a response to some of the criticism they have received over the years. There have been complaints about a bias against harder rock like Motorhead, Scorpions and Iron Maiden. They’ve also omitted classic rock acts like The Guess Who, Bad Company, Boston, and Jethro Tull. Those would be pretty obvious entries for most rock aficionados.

All the while, they HAVE inducted rap and hip-hop artists such as Public Enemy, LL Cool J, Jay-Z, Notorious B.I.G, 2Pac, Eminem and Run-D.M.C. (At least Run-D.M.C. did a cover song that collaborated with Aerosmith.)

The Hall has also included pop acts like Madonna, Whitney Houston, Cindi Lauper, and Michael Jackson, as well as disco artists The Bee Gees and ABBA. Finally, there have been a number of country artists like Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Willie Nelson, Chet Atkins, and Dolly Parton.

I think the most significant part of its mission statement is the “ever changing” line. As in, ‘Our reasons for picking who belongs here and why are ever-changing.’

I can appreciate the myriad genres of music out there.  I like many of them.  And they all deserve recognition for their accomplishments.  Larry Csonka is my favorite football player ever.  Does he belong in the National Baseball Hall of Fame?  No. He has never been a pro baseball icon. I also love Led Zeppelin.  Have they significantly influenced country music?  Again, no. 

I have never been accused of following popular trends. This blog is about the many things that haven’t changed for me! The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s definitions are changing more and more.

As it happens, my interest in The Hall is changing as well. It is less and less.

-Toph

Remembering Mercury

The Dolphins Eternal Team picked up a new draftee, when Eugene “Mercury” Morris died yesterday. He was a 1969 third round draft pick from West Texas State. He added his talents to the already impressive Dolphins Offensive Backfield that including quarterback Bob Griese, halfback Jim Kiick, and fullback Larry Csonka.

On arrival, there were tensions, as Kiick and Csonka were already established as the dynamic duo. They were nicknamed “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid,” and Kiick in particular wasn’t quiet about his desire to continue that relationship. That conflict wasn’t ignored by the media, and in fact, frustrations seemed fueled by the extra attention. Mercury feared he would be relegated to special teams in kick and punt returner positions.

However, after those initial growing pains, the team reached a balance, with Kiick and Morris sharing the halfback role. Although Morris officially remained the backup halfback through 1972, he lead the NFL in rushing touchdowns, and he and Csonka were the first NFL teammates to both rush for 1,000 yards or more in a single season. The Dynamic Duo was now a trio, and that trio were a big part of the magical “Perfect Season.” Mercury, Kiick, and Csonka played in 3 Miami Super Bowls (VI, VII, and VIII,) winning the latter two.

As I reflect on Mercury’s passing, I am again reminded that all good things eventually end. Just as the Dolphins early 70s era closed, the players themselves continue to gradually march into history. Jim Kiick of the Dynamic Trio died in 2020, and with Mercury’s departure, now only Larry Csonka remains in that group.        In fact, about half of that early 70s Dolphins team are now gone.

America’s Game (1972 and 1973 Miami Dolphins) includes interview clips with Mercury Morris

I wasn’t on that team. I was never even a football player – even as a kid. I didn’t see an NFL game in person until I was an adult. But I do get to remember those days, and revisit them through video clips and players’ memoirs.
I read the stories in old issues of Sports Illustrated. And I get to see other fans’ recollections on Facebook groups.

And finally, I’ll close this with a message to Mercury himself:

I haven’t forgotten you. I continue to be inspired and in awe of your talents. But you were just selected for the All Time Dolphins Team. So, suit up. It’s Sunday. You and your reunited teammates have a big game today.

-Toph

From my personal Wall of Fame