Flying your Freak Flags

We often get together with friends to watch football. If we’re lucky enough that one of our teams is available on TV, we can watch at home.  Or (since they are often out of market,) we have to go to a sports bar. Some friends came over the other day, and my wife got a little football banner to put out on the front porch for the occasion.

Must be game day at our house.

I got to thinking (the activity that usually prompts these little literary anecdotes,) about battle standards and military flags. They don’t make a lot of sense now, except in parades or special ceremonies, but as recently as the late 1800s (and dating all the way back to the earliest days of organized warfare,) signs and flags were necessary to help organize forces. Imagine a football game, but with a few hundred players on each team, and no referees. Now take away the rule about “personal fouls,” and give all the players weapons. It would be pretty difficult after the first snap of the ball to get everybody to line back up for the next play without a way to signal to your players. However, with a visible rallying point that was brightly decorated with your team’s colors and symbols, you’d stand a much better chance of showing your guys where to get together and regroup.

Historical tabletop wargames usually include units carrying battle flags (think of the US Civil War Battles or Napoleonic Wars.) Although the contestants of the game can clearly see their miniature forces while standing over the table, the flags add both a sense of realism, and colorful visual interest to the field. The same holds true in fantasy and sci-fi wargames. Probably the most recognizable example are the ones by Games Workshop. So much so that the term “Warhammer” has been genericized to  mean any brand of tabletop wargames in some countries.

Photocopied from a 1990s White Dwarf magazine, just waiting to be deployed.

Since the early 1980s, Warhammer Fantasy Battle has included units with fantastical war banners, incorporating the glyphs and icons of those fantasy armies. White Dwarf magazine often had examples for players to cut out and use on their units. I have several of those magazines on my shelves. They are all widely available with a Google search for “Skaven banners” or “Dwarf battle flags,” etc. if you don’t already have original magazine versions.

Note the sample banners on the bottom right of this old Space Marine box set from the 1990s.

 

I really enjoy incorporating battle flags into my miniature units. They are a great opportunity to add a little colorful whimsy, and because I don’t actually play the wargames, I can use them in any way I choose.

I am NOT bound by your silly game rules!

GW goblin banner, painted by yours truly.

 

 

The first flag is one of GW’s ready made goblin banners, painted as if it were  a tiny acrylic coloring book. I found it online last week, and painted it the other day. It’s pretty simple, but also very iconic of the original fantasy armies.

 

Smaller goblin, made useful as a mascot / standard bearer

This second one is a goblin that I 3d printed in resin.

I accidentally made him about 20% too small for the other guys in his unit. Rather than toss him out, I kitbashed him into a standard bearer, standing tiptoe on a little pile of skulls. I think he’ll be pretty cool once he’s completed.

Freehand Space Wolf banner, painted years ago on paper. Needs a little freshening up.

This third example is a freehand Space Marine Grey Wolves banner I painted in the late 80s. The pole and attached miniature have been lost over time, but I found the flag itself among some loose, broken stuff in a box. The additional text that was glued below the wolf is missing. The paper is pretty thin and creased (in addition to the intentional battle damage I added at its inception.)  But maybe I can shore it up and make it usable. With a little creativity, it may yet again serve as a rallying point for some tiny pretend badassery.

 

-Toph

Happy Orctober

Well, we are now well into my favorite month of the year. October has SO much going for it. First, it’s the beginning of Autumn. The weather gets a little bit cooler, so I can actually wear some of my clothes that have long pants and sleeves. (Although I grew up in a state that had 4 different seasons, I currently reside in the southwest, where any sub – 100 degree day is a treat!) I take the doors off my Jeep at just about every opportunity.

Secondly, it’s football season, so there’s a game to look forward to on Sundays. And Monday nights. And sometimes Wednesdays. And every Thursday night. And occasionally a Tuesday or Friday. And if you like high school or college football, Fridays and Saturdays count, too. Basically, there’s always a football game somewhere.

Halloween is just around the corner – another HUGE perk for October! That means I’ll be catching up with my old movie friends, Boris K, Bela L and Lon C, Jr off and on throughout the month. And I’ll play the “Ballad of the Headless Horseman” from Disney’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (the Thurl Ravenscroft version, of course,) at least 3 or 4 times this month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwx3q0gBc70

Samuel Adams releases its best offering of the year – the elixir of the fall gods- Octoberfest! I look forward to it every year. It starts making select appearances in late August or early September, but by now, it’s everywhere. And sometimes, it’s even on sale!

And then, there’s the final thing on my list. (There’s a lot more about October that’s cool, but I’m ending my list with this one.)

ORCTOBERFEST

Yes, you read that correctly. ORC-toberfest. Fantasy and gaming nerds probably know exactly what it is I’m referencing, but for those NOT in the know, it is a celebration of all things ”Greenskin.” Orcs and goblins get their own month. Probably for no better reason than “Orc” sounds like “Oc,” but that’s ok. If we had a month called “Gorvuary” we would celebrate Dwarves. Sorry, Gimli – you win some, and you lose some.

Most sources credit J.R.R.Tolkien with creating the orcs. (Actually, HE gave credit to Morgoth in The Silmarillian, but that’s a story for another day.) Orcs have been adapted and re-imagined in Dungeons and Dragons, Magic the Gathering, World of Warcraft, and Games Workshop’s Fantasy games. (They spell it “Orks” in the sci-fi settings. They’re the same guys, but with crude futuristic weapons instead of crude antique weapons.)

I haven’t played Warhammer Fantasy Battle (or Warhammer 40K, for that matter) in many years. Truth be told, I wasn’t really a big tabletop wargamming guy. I just like painting toy soldiers, and Games Workshop have made a lot of really cool ones over the years. Since then, a lot of creators have designed excellent models. I had my 3D resin printer running on overtime earlier this year, and I have a horde of greenskins just itching for a fight. I have about 90 goblins, and 25 or so boar mounted orcs, printed, and awaiting completion. I’ve made it my goal to complete the army this October..

Now, I said it’s my GOAL to complete them. That’s really not accurate. It’s more of a cool sounding idea that is highly unlikely to come to fruition. I’ll actually do a little bit toward it.  I’ll paint a few, and look at them for a while,  and then re-shelve the project for a few weeks, until I again proclaim that I’ll finish it. But that’s ok. It’s the thought that counts. I thought about it. So that counts.

So, here goes – lift your Sam Adams, and make a toast to the special fantasy guests of the month…

WAAAAAAAAAGH!”

Toph