A Return to Melnibone

I’m a “Swords and Sorcery” geek. I can’t remember when it started; that file is buried pretty deep in the archives. I do remember getting into Fantasy literature sometime in late elementary school, though. A lot of kids were reading J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit. I have come to appreciate Tolkien’s work -A LOT- since then, but at the time, it didn’t really work for me. I had a hard time getting past the first scene, with all the dwarves showing up unannounced and wrecking the place. I just found it annoying. Had I gotten past that part as a 10 year old, I think I would have become a Lord of the Rings fanboy from the get-go. But as it was, I had to leave Dwalin, Balin, Fili, Kili, (Silly, Billy, and Willy-Nelly, et al.) to cool their heels on the bookshelf for a few years.

I did, however, find a series that absolutely caught my eye: Michael Moorcock’s Elric saga. Elric is easily Moorcock’s most well known character. Literary scholars like to put fantasy into various sub-genres or categories. They throw out terms like “High Fantasy,” “Low Fantasy,” “Epic Fantasy,” etc. This particular series meets the criteria for just about every category. It has a vast, rich setting, world changing ramifications, and complex characters, like those from Tolkien or J.K. Rowling. It also offers as much action as any of Robert Howard’s Conan, or Fritz Leiber’s Lankmar series. So it really is a hybrid. However, I never really worried about fantasy categories as a kid. I just liked the character.

They say the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. No truer words can be said about Emperor Elric of Melnibone (you go ahead and try to pronounce it…Melna BONE, Mel NEB a NEE, Melna bow NAY? Whatever.) When I first read it, I found it totally cool. He’s a bad-ass fighter, and a sorcerer. He carries a possessed magic sword. And he has a faithful sidekick who sticks with him through to the end. And the paperback cover artwork by Michael Whelan is fantastic.

As I am re-reading the series for the 3rd (maybe it’s the 4th?) time, I am seeing so much more. The plot is simpler than I had remembered it, and at the same time, the underlying philosophical concepts run much deeper. He is a perfect example of a character suffering an existential crisis. And he almost defines the tragic hero, who is literally damned if he does, and damned if he doesn’t.

I am thoroughly enjoying the series. I even dug out the old comic series I bought back in high school. I know the stories have inspired both tabletop and video games. There have been new tales added to the mythos by other authors; an excellent compilation of such new stories is “Tales of the White Wolf.” Geralt of Rivia (the title character of the Netflix series The Witcher) appears to be heavily inspired by Elric of Melnibone. I personally think the Games Workshop’s Dark Elves draw from Melnibonian culture to the extreme. Although the Elric character predates the Dark Elves by 5 years, GW would probably claim that Moorcock preemptively stole their intellectual property – that’s just how they roll. There have even been whispers for years about a live action movie, but nothing has come of it yet. Only time will tell.

Until then, I’ll continue to return to the original. It’s just too good to simply collect dust on the shelf. If you are looking for a Swords & Sorcery treat, Elric certainly deserves a try.

-Toph

Michael Moorcock’s Elric (comic issue #1, 1983)
Paperback series, circa 1977

Surf’s Up

Feeling nostalgic for a few 60s Good Vibrations? I decided to make a retro kit from my model stash. It’s a re-release of a 1964 Hawk Classics “Silly Surfer.” He’s titled “Hodad Makin’ the Scene with a Six Pack.” For you non-surfers – myself included- “hodad” is a pejorative term for a guy who pretends to be a surfer. He dresses like one, hangs out at the beach, and generally puts on a front, but is really just a wanna-be poser. He silently screams, “Come on, I’m tryin’ really hard, man!” This would be surfer dude comes complete with a six pack of drinks (you can choose what to make them,) a few empties laying around, a clam, a pelican, and a few other characters to round out the scene.

As I already said, it’s a kit that was first released in 1964 (that’s even before I was first released!) It came into being as a part of the “Wierd-Ohs”, “Nutty Mads” and Ed “Big Daddy” Roth’s creations. His exaggerated expressions and borderline grotesque features make him fit right in with those other wacky caricatures. The molds are original, so the fit of the pieces is a little loosey goosey, and the gaps are really obvious. The white plastic is also pretty low quality, and very brittle. I did some work at cleaning up the gaps, filling with sprue goo (left over plastic sprues, dissolved in model glue to a goopy putty-like consistency.) I even resorted to some Green Stuff for the worst offenders. In the end, I decided to just lean into the vintage vibe, and not worry too much about perfection. Some seams still show, but (in my entirely biased opinion,) that doesn’t really detract from the charm of this guy.

I did up the 6 pack carrier and cans with some photo-shopped Hamms beer labels. Might as well go full retro, and use a vintage (now extinct) brand. (Other contenders included Schlitz, Olympia, and Falstaff.) I’ve seen some completed versions of this kit with the stogie painted white to look like a marijuana joint, but chose to stick to the box art for that particular feature.

I decided not to attempt a flowery shirt – went instead with a pale sea foam green. I thought it looked relaxed with his red, fading to pink shorts. His sandals have rubber soles and a green strap. I gave a little medium brown wash on his teeth – he doesn’t look like the bright white type, with that Havana knock-off he’s chomping on (He’s a wanna-be. His smoke probably should be, too!)

I really like this kit. It’s a cool break from the precision-focused real world military models, and the science fiction / fantasy figures that consume the majority of my hobby space.

As I’ve stated in other entries, I love the retro vibe – especially this era. It was already a little past its heyday when I was a kid, but I fondly remember the style on older cousins’ shelves and hand-me-down toys. I got it at a flea market table while on vacation (it was such a good deal, I picked up all 9 different Hawk kits they had!) Even without a bargain table bonanza, they can readily be found on Ebay for under $20. This damn hobby needs to be sustainable, right?

So slather on some Coppertone SPF 1 and grab your Wayfarers. Hang with the cool kids down at the beach.   Dude.

-Toph