Hall Pass

I was listening to the radio while running errands this morning and heard a DJ talking about the Guess Who being left out of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, yet again.  It leaves me scratching my head, trying to Guess WHY. (Dumb dad joke? I accept that.)

I like the idea of a hall of fame. People get to debate and agree on inductees. Who’s the top quarterback ever? Tom Brady gets the most support. Older football fans sometimes side with players from days past – Joe Montana, Terry Bradshaw, or Johnny Unitas get tossed about – often citing that the game was different then. An excellent point. Even Joe Montana himself weighed in. In a 2023 interview for Men’s Health magazine, he identified Dan Marino as better than either himself or Brady. He differentiates between “greatest” and “best”; the first being focused on success and team results, and the other on individual talent. An interesting point. But I’m going off topic.

 

Will the real G.O.A.T. please stand up?

 

Thank you.

 

 

 

 

 

I did some research on what different organizations use to identify excellence.

The Pro Football Hall of Fame’s mission statement:

Honor the heroes of the game, preserve its history, promote its values, and celebrate excellence everywhere.”

Seems pretty straight forward, right?

How about other sports? From the National Baseball Hall of Fame:

Baseball connects us: Generation to generation, fan to fan and rival to rival. Experience its history and live its story.”

OK. Got it. And here’s NASCAR’s take:

The goal of the facility is to honor NASCAR icons and create an enduring tribute to the drivers, crew members, team owners, and others that have impacted the sport in the past, present and future.”

Again, those make sense to me. There’s even a U.S. Astronauts Hall of Fame:

“Envisioned as a place where American astronauts are remembered and honored, visitors can learn about the lives of space heroes through compelling displays.”

Wow – I truly understand why it exists. How about Country Music?

The Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum collects, preserves, and interprets the evolving history and traditions of country music.” 

Yep. Nailed it!

And how about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s mission statement?

BORN FROM THE COLLISION OF RHYTHM & BLUES, COUNTRY, AND GOSPEL, ROCK & ROLL IS A SPIRIT THAT IS INCLUSIVE AND EVER-CHANGING. THE ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME CELEBRATES THE SOUND OF YOUTH CULTURE AND HONORS THE ARTISTS WHOSE MUSIC CONNECTS US ALL.”

Now, that one seems odd. I mean, they are ALL different, but that one in particular sets itself apart. It mentions Rock and Roll – twice. But it starts by focusing on the origins of the genre; “the collision of rhythm and blues, country, and gospel,” then hints at a platform for something from the human resources department, “a spirit that is inclusive and ever-changing.” Hmm. Then it ends with (as Monty Python would say,) something completely different – the “sound of youth culture.” This was supposed to be a music hall of fame. Right?

As I’m reading this, I’m suspecting that this statement may have been written more recently, as a response to some of the criticism they have received over the years. There have been complaints about a bias against harder rock like Motorhead, Scorpions and Iron Maiden. They’ve also omitted classic rock acts like The Guess Who, Bad Company, Boston, and Jethro Tull. Those would be pretty obvious entries for most rock aficionados.

All the while, they HAVE inducted rap and hip-hop artists such as Public Enemy, LL Cool J, Jay-Z, Notorious B.I.G, 2Pac, Eminem and Run-D.M.C. (At least Run-D.M.C. did a cover song that collaborated with Aerosmith.)

The Hall has also included pop acts like Madonna, Whitney Houston, Cindi Lauper, and Michael Jackson, as well as disco artists The Bee Gees and ABBA. Finally, there have been a number of country artists like Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Willie Nelson, Chet Atkins, and Dolly Parton.

I think the most significant part of its mission statement is the “ever changing” line. As in, ‘Our reasons for picking who belongs here and why are ever-changing.’

I can appreciate the myriad genres of music out there.  I like many of them.  And they all deserve recognition for their accomplishments.  Larry Csonka is my favorite football player ever.  Does he belong in the National Baseball Hall of Fame?  No. He has never been a pro baseball icon. I also love Led Zeppelin.  Have they significantly influenced country music?  Again, no. 

I have never been accused of following popular trends. This blog is about the many things that haven’t changed for me! The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame’s definitions are changing more and more.

As it happens, my interest in The Hall is changing as well. It is less and less.

-Toph

Happy Birthday, Daddy-Oh!

Happy (would be) birthday to the late, great Ed “Big Daddy” Roth.

Big Daddy Ed Roth

He was interested in cars and motorcycles as a teen, and began working on custom fiberglass body modifications shortly after leaving the Air Force.

He dove headfirst into the hot-rod culture. He made cartoon character illustrations for handmade t-shirts that he airbrushed at car shows. His wacky illustrations and hot-rod designs helped spark the iconic Kustom Kulture of the late 50’s through the early 70’s. Ed was one of several illustrators who were regularly featured in CARtoons Magazine.

CARtoons magazine

Among his most well-known characters are Rat Fink and Mr. Gasser. They were usually depicted driving souped-up cars or surfing (another 60s sub-culture that resonated with his odd brand of humor.)

That epitome of class, the noble Rat Fink

Although not necessarily created by Ed Roth, several toys and model kits took “inspiration” from his style.

Aurora Models used their hugely successful monster kits to mash up with crazy car models (such as “Frankenstein’s Flivver “ and “Mummy’s Chariot.”) Louis Marx Toys created a line of “Nutty Mad” toys that featured goofy Roth-esque characters, as well as Hawk Models series of “Weird Ohs.”

Marx Toys Nutty Mad “Thinker.”

My personal memory of Roth’s creativity is limited to a handful of hand-me-downs from older cousins and neighbors. I came across several of those toys when going through our parents’ house.  Since then, I’ve had the opportunity to build some of those Hawk model kits that were re-released in 2005.

Big Daddy would have been 93 today.

-Toph