A Little Spooky

Fall is in the air. Football season is underway, and all the kids are back in school. And for me, that means something extra special. We’re gearing up for Halloween.

It’s the MOST WONDERFUL TIME…of the year!”

-Andy Williams

(though I may be quoting him out of context.)

You can’t drive 2 blocks without passing at least one Spirit Halloween store. Home Depot’s main isle is built up with impressive animatronic scenes, ready to assemble for slightly less than a first home down-payment. And my internet feed is blowing up with ads for costumes, candy, and all things scary.

I got to thinking about the good old days (funny how my stories follow this pattern, right?)  My first few costumes were mostly homemade. I was a clown, a hobo, and a couple other “cute” things before I had my first fully store-bought costume.  From the 1950s through the 1970s there were 2 companies that dominated the kids’ Halloween market – Ben Cooper Inc. and Collegeville Costumes. They had a very iconic look; a vinyl smock, a painted, vacuum-formed plastic mask that was held in place with a thin, white rubber band, and a cardboard box with a clear window, proudly displaying the face of the character. Lifting the lid, you were greeted by that unique plastic smell. They were the ones most kids had back then.

The similarities are scary

 

 

 

 

My first of those was Collegeville Costumes’ The Bat.’ It was “Batman inspired” (nudge nudge, wink wink.)  I can only imagine how quickly the “cease and desist” letter would arrive in these current times.  After a brief online search, I found an image. I can get one on Ebay in the original box, starting at about $80 (but it’s probably too small for me now.)

 

A few years later, I recall highly realistic (for the time) full head latex masks that were advertised in Warren magazines like Creepy and Famous Monsters of Filmland. They were really expensive; most could be found in the $50 range, but some were close to $100. They had realistic hair and were a lot like movie masks. They were also way out of my price range. And more importantly, they were WAY beyond what my parents were willing to spend. But that’s OK. Their target audience wasn’t little kids. It was adolescent boys.

From a 1970s issue of Creepy magazine

Around the time I was moving into an adolescence of my own, there was a shift in horror movies as well. The black and white Universal monster movies were gone, and even the Hammer horror stories (known for more blood and gore than its predecessors,) were taking a back seat. Slasher films that were originally low budget grindhouse-type productions were stepping up into the mainstream. Jump scares, by no means a new idea, became the dominate feature of these movies.

John Carpenter’s Halloween (1978) was the first I remember from this new genre. It was followed by the likes of Friday the 13th (1980), and Wes Craven’s A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). These three films were the basis of what would become a sort of ‘unholy trinity’ of horror franchises; each went on to spawn multiple sequels and a huge assortment of non-movie merchandising.

It is precisely that merchandise that brings me back around to this article (See? Pay attention. I’m circling around to my point.)  All of these movies carried an R rating; “R”, as in “Restricted Audiences.” But the accessories were not just marketed to adults. Around this time, Halloween decorations in general were becoming darker, more violent, and, in my opinion, increasingly inappropriate. They weren’t aimed at adults or teenagers. They were in the toy isles.

Today, if we walk through the neighborhood on Halloween, the spooky but ‘cheerful’ decorations have been largely replaced by brutally horrifying murder scenes or direct portals to Hell.

As much as I can appreciate some of the scarier stuff, I don’t think it should be the norm for an activity that, going back years, has been a magical part of growing up. It inspired spooky imagination. It didn’t terrify little kids and expose them to torture porn or demonic possession; There is no good reason for grade-school children to expect SAW or Sinister at their neighbor’s house.

So, this October, consider moving the adult stuff indoors, for the adults to enjoy. Let’s try to make the front yard a place for spooky mischief and whimsy. For old time’s sake.

“Spooky Scary Skeletons,” written and performed by Andrew Gold (1996,) from the album Halloween Howls: Fun & Scary Music.

 

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-Toph

 

Something in the Way She Moves…

Everyone knows social media can be problematic.  It’s easy to get bogged down in appearances—like the whole world is living an epic adventure, while your own life feels dull or disappointing.  But here’s the truth: most people are posting their greatest hits—a highlight reel.  Meanwhile, I’m mentally comparing it to my bloopers and practical jokes.  Here’s the reality of it. Facebook is like a cover letter.  Nobody talks about the time they got written up for a long lunch or describes the PowerPoint that flopped. People post their wins.

Challenges and shortcomings notwithstanding, social media DOES have its benefits.  Among them, it can expose us to new ideas and experiences. It is precisely one of those situations I’m delving into today.

I read an interesting online magazine article on wildlife photography; and before I knew it, I was getting suggestions of related groups in Facebook.

It’s like someone was spying on me….

Much of my life has been spent outdoors.  A recent article I wrote goes into that, but suffice to say, I’m not a novice.  Many wild animals are familiar: raccoons, coyotes, deer, owls, hawks and other birds of prey weren’t new to me.  I’ve also encountered a few that are specific to my new stomping grounds.  Things like javelinas, roadrunners, tarantulas, and scorpions have also availed themselves a chance peek now and then.

However, there is one experience that I have entirely missed, and Facebook reminded me of it.  I now live in the rattlesnake capital of the world.  Arizona boasts 13 different species of them.  But I have never found one in the wild.  NEVER.

Hey – QUIET! Nobody moves. Toph’s coming!

I started researching articles and YouTube videos on rattlesnakes.  Like most spontaneous ideas, I jumped in feet first.  I devoured information.  And last week, I felt ready to go out searching.

I live near a National Park, and there is a trail head about 10 minutes from my house.  I haven’t explored it much – only driven by it a few times.  It’s the opposite direction of anything else I usually do.  But last Friday, I drove straight there to look for rattlesnakes.  It was dark when I arrived.

Unfamiliar with the layout, I didn’t have a specific direction in mind.  I walked perpendicular to the parking lot, and straight into a flat, rocky landscape of low brush and towering saguaro.  I was using a cheap (read: free) blue Harbor Freight flashlight and carrying my wife’s good camera. And like the area I was exploring, I was rather unfamiliar with the workings of this second instrument – more on that in a moment.

As I meandered, I thought about how ill-prepared I was for this little excursion.  For an experienced backpacker and Outdoor Recreation major, I should have known to bring some basic gear with me.  At the very least, I should have had a bottle of water.

You’re in the damn Sonoran Desert, for crying out loud!

Regardless, I forged through the field like Hansel and Gretel toward the witch’s house.  As my flashlight began to fade, I walked into a small, sandy clearing.  There wasn’t a lot of moonlight.  A “waning crescent” only exposes about 10% light, and it was overcast as well.  But soon, a round, grey lump came into view, and I got a little shiver up my spine.

That’s a snake!”

I stood, motionless for what seemed like an hour, though it was probably closer to 30 seconds.  As the initial surprise abated, I slowly began to creep closer until I was about 6 feet from her.  She stayed perfectly still (which I must say, was very polite of her).  I spent several minutes messing around with the camera, trying to adjust the flash settings, but eventually gave up and switched to auto-focus.  I took several shots with the camera and a few more with my phone, just in case. 

All told, I probably spent 20 minutes marveling at this little gal.  I was trying to be as unobtrusive as possible.  To her credit, she never rattled.  Only once in the entire encounter did she even move; the first time the shutter clicked, her head twitched toward me.  After our mutually respectful visit, I began my meander back to the car.

The next morning, my wife assisted me in reviewing the photos.  Several were blurry or ill framed, but there were also a few nice ones.  I determined that it was probably a Western Diamondback (Crotalus atrox).  This initial appraisal was later confirmed on one of those Facebook groups.

Pleased to meet you.

My anecdotes usually reflect on familiar subjects – things I’ve enjoyed since childhood.  In this case, I’m exploring something that isn’t entirely’ foreign.  It’s more like is a fresh take on an old interest.  Hiking at night, especially in the American Southwestern desert, is an amazing activity.  I was enveloped in a dark but sensory rich environment.  The little bit of light I had gave me glimpses of arachnides and insects who probably weren’t expecting me.  They timidly drew away from my probing light.  I also surprised a few desert pocket mice (which is a good sign if one is looking for snakes).

As mentioned earlier, there are 13 species of rattlesnake that live here.

I found ONE

-Toph